1001 Amazing Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, doctor, lightbulb, lol, best, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy, animals, food
ISBN: 9781783330942
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2013
Published: 2013-06-18T00:00:00+00:00

Spooky Jokes

General Jokes - Part 1

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

What happens to a ghost when he gets lost in the fog?

He is mist!

Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?

To see if she was his type!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite!

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?

A cereal killer!

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

Because there are so many plots there!

What’s the best way to talk to a monster?

From a long way away!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?

A dead ringer!

What room can’t a ghost go in?

The Living Room!

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